Lancashire teenager sentenced to three months in prison after posting 'abhorrent' jokes about missing girl on Facebook
A teenager who posted explicit comments and jokes about April Jones on his Facebook page has been jailed for 12 weeks.
Matthew Woods, 19, from Chorley, Lancashire, made comments about April and Madeleine McCann, the three-year-old who went missing during a family holiday in Portugal in 2007.
This how he was dobbed in.
It would seem that successive governments have totally fucked up (Not unusual), their energy policies.
Green rules coming from the EU threaten to plunge Britain into 1970s-style blackouts in three years and lead to energy bills doubling.
Millions could be pushed into fuel poverty – having to choose between heating or eating – because Brussels diktats are closing power stations needlessly, the Government’s energy regulator warned yesterday.
The plants that remain in Britain will not be able to keep up with demand by winter 2015, a dire report from Ofgem predicted.
Each successive government has tried to out-green the last one, which unless this strategy is quickly reversed, will result in rolling blackouts.
Those born after the 1970’s will not realise what misery that caused at the time.
Imagine if you will, in the middle of winter, the electricity in your home is switched off for eight hours in the evening.
No lighting.
No electric cooker.
No kettle.
No central heating
No TV.
No power to sterilise your baby’s bottle.
No hot water for your shower.
No washing machine.
No internet shopping, facebook, E-mail, etc.
Just add all other devices that rely on electricity.
Personally I would relish the fact just to see a few of the new greens dying in their beds. I’m lucky in that I have a very large fireplace and will stockpile logs in the eventuality that blackouts are threatened.
I would also suggest buying a portable generator to power the central heating, and low powered electrical items.
And stock up with candles.
Put the cake down and stand away now!
A father sparked a security alert at Stansted Airport after the birthday cake he was carrying for his son tested positive for explosives.
I’d like to know how an X-ray machine could show up a cake as “suspicious” though? The offending confectionary.
And they even go further.
'They found the chocolate Caterpillar cake inside my bag and swabbed the inside of the bag and put it into a little machine.
'That’s when it ended up going bleep and the customs officer said it had found traces of explosives.
'Everything was tested but it was just the cake box that was testing positive for traces of explosives.'
Mr Barrett was ushered into a room and ordered to produce his passport and strip off some clothing as more checks were done.
Ooh.
I dread it if he had been carrying Jelly. It might be classed as Jellynite.
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Come on the health lobby. You must do better. Coz I’m still smoking.
Stoptober. (Bugger off, spellchecker, this is nothing to do with you. Get back in the closet).
Today we’ll see a new campaign exhort us smoking plebs (Oooh er, Did I just use a naughty word there?), to stop smoking for the month of October.
Look you wankers in public health, and assorted fake charities such as ASH. I‘ve put up with National No Smoking day (I buy an extra pack on that day), but I’m seriously pissed off with the thought of the mindless drivel that we are going to be subjected to in the coming month.
Here’s a taster of that mindless drivel (Be sick if you wish).
Why should I stop? After all I’m contributing a fortune to the exchequer via excise duties. I’ve just done a quick calculation (On the back of a fag packet. Natch), that I’ve paid at least £35,000 in NI payments throughout my life, and still paying out of my pension. In that period I’ve had exactly five days off sick. I also pay for private medical care and dentistry.
What is it with the Nu puritans who think that everyone has to conform to a state run norm? Are you trying to turn the country into some marxist, state run regime, only allowing the health fanatic elite to travel the Zil lanes to a supposed healthist utopia?
Well you can try, but you will fail with this smoker. I couldn’t give a shit about your silly games. I refuse to bow down to the nanny state.
What are you going to do about it?
Here’s my answer.
http://www.facebook.com/Octabber?filter=1
