Being a religious normal person I felt I had to pray for you. Here is my offering. Kneel. (Or fall over in the gutter, if that is your preference).
Dear drinks cupboard may ye be replenished by the Lord Tesco Home delivery tomorrow.
Forgive those that have trespassed. Namely Mrs FE, The Son and nearly me who have gone to bed tonight absolutely pissed out of our brains.
Hic.
PS. We are all scheduled to die anyway according to to the Mayan calendar. So WTF.
