The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic tasks.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
“VOTE FOR ALEC SALMOND”
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!
Hopefully no Scots were offended by this post.
