Oh what NOW!: 7 Jan 2012

Saturday, 7 January 2012

I’ve now branched out into cruise liners

FE C r u i s e L i n e s

Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below.

Rates and Availability

Ship Name Starting Price Days Availability

Sun Splendor $5,200.00 5 Fully Booked

Grand Voyage $6,150.00 7 Reservations Available

Horizons IV $7,091.00 10 Reservations Available

Horizons III $5,200.00 7 Fully Booked

FE Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia .

We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest).

You'll relax like never before !

That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night ! But the best fun of all, of course, is...

The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates !

Weapons rentals:

Weapon Selection

$12.00
Per Day On a budget ? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:

$25.00
Per Day Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armour-piercing:

$59.00
Per Day Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armour-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95.

$175.00
Per Day Want to make a real impact ? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included ! A true favourite among pirates. Rent one today and show you care !

Customer Testimonials

"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected.
I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old Grandson sank two boats
with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32 !
Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough !"
-- Ben L., Bethesda , MD

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire !

Additional Cruise Line Services

Need a spotter ? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not)

Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night.

Coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the Main deck from 7pm until 6am .

Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar

OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE !

We guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa .
How can we make that guarantee ? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast. At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle buckets are shot every five minutes, with loud disco music directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention.

ACT NOW!

Cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package Before 30th January and get a great bonus -100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the calibre of your choice ! So sign up for The Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now !

BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE !