The campaign to further restrict and de-normalise smokers.
First they came for the pubs and clubs, and I did not speak up.
Next they came for point of sale displays, and I did not speak up.
Then they came for the packets which housed the cigarettes, and I did speak up.
Now they are coming for my car in the name of "The Children" and this time I'm going to shout it out,
"Now you can bugger off, you halfwits". I then had a smoke.
Apologies to Pastor Niemoller.