It takes the biscuit

Ha Ha,

Hundreds of council workers were duped into taking part in a fake nationwide Health and Safety survey about accidents caused by biscuits

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It gets better

Four councils were so taken in by the official-looking 'British Biscuit Advisory Board' survey they reported having specific policy rules on safe biscuit consumption.

and better

A total of 813 over-cautious council employees clicked through to the online survey and 437 worried workers actually took the time to complete it.

Then again maybe not

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents revealed the most recent figures show that 400 people a year in Britain had to be treated in Accident and Emergency departments for biscuit-related accidents.

These included 'somebody falling over while reaching for a biscuit', someone slipping on a chocolate biscuit on their stairs and various people choking on biscuits.

One woman had to be treated after she used a knife to try to remove a Smartie from a gingerbread biscuit and stabbed herself in the hand.

I really must stop laughing. Read the full story here.

A graphical Bible?

A sexually explicit illustrated Book of Genesis by controversial artist Robert Crumb, which features Bible characters having intercourse, has been condemned by religious groups.

In todays Telegraph

Don't try this with the Koran, Robert.