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Monday 5 July 2010

Another fake charity

I'm quite happy to donate to charity if I so desire. But why should the government donate for me without my permission?

Here's another example of the last government trying to hide their agenda by paying a fake charity to act to support their Multi-Culti social experiment. The ConLib coalition needs to stop this sort of funding now.

British Refugee Council

UK Charity Number: 1014576

Website: www.refugeecouncil.org.uk

Stated Aims
THE REFUGEE COUNCIL'S FOUR MAJOR AREAS OF ACTIVITY ARE ASYLUM SUPPORT AND REFUGEE INTEGRATION, CAMPAIGNING AND POLICY, EDUCATION AND TRAINING, AND CAPACITY BUILDING
Summary

The British Refugee Council currently campaigns for failed asylum seekers/illegal immigrants to receive state benefits and to be given the right to work. As a member of the Get Fair coalition, it calls for the government to spend a further £4 billion on benefits and an increase in benefits for jobseekers and asylum seekers.

Failed asylum seekers/illegal immigrants to get benefits? Surely a plane ticket is all that should be paid for? And to be repaid.

Details

Its 2007/08 accounts show a total income of £18,820,000, of which:

  • Border & Immigration Agency: £12,881,000
  • Leeds City Council: £221,000
  • Barnsley City Council: £175,000
  • Norfolk County Council: £138,000
  • Dept. of Health: £50,000
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  • Total £13,465,000 (71.5% of all income)

It received a further £163,000 from the Lottery.

This gravy train is firmly welded to the platform.

Some things you may hear on the London Underground.

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1: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction."

2:  "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any."

3: "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination."

4:  "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now.... 'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'."

5:  "We are now travelling through Baker Street ... As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that".

6:  "Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity. Failing that, give it to me."

7:  During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: "Step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided."

8:  "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause .) "Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."

9:  "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions."

10:  "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors."

11:  "We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door."

12:  "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage - what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?"

13:  "Please move all baggage away from the doors." (Pause..) "Please move ALL belongings away from the doors." (Pause...) "This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train: Put the pie down, Four-eyes, and move your bl**dy golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e!"

14:   "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage."

Useless Plod

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Raoul Moat

 

It makes you wonder whether we should just disband the police and start again.

Police were warned that a gunman who shot his ex-partner and killed her new boyfriend might have been planning the attack.

Temporary Chief Constable Sue Sim said that prison authorities alerted them to the threat the day after Raoul Moat was released.

Hopefully her appointment will be very temporary. This is a real life parody of my ladybird saga. More......

The Saga continues

The continuing tale of a Policeman's lot.

Part one is here if you haven't read it.

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Enough of this tomfoolery for today. More tommorrow.