hear or see the following:
“It’s for the sake of the Children”
“Lessons will be learnt”. (It should read: The fuckwit in charge, has been hanged sacked immediately).
No smoking.
“Drinkaware” on my booze. ( I’m perfectly aware how much I need to drink before I’m a gibbering wreck).
“It’s the right think to do”. (The head fuckwit politician’s favourite phrase).
“Darling, can you fix the……”(Enter disaster of your choice).
“Ring Ring” We’re just carrying out a short survey. (After twenty boring minutes you finally find out what they’re selling).
I could probably think of many more if I wanted to.
Please add your pet hates in the comments.
