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Friday 1 July 2011

How to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write " For Marijuana."
3. Skip down the street Rather than Walk, and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6.   When The money comes out of the cash machine, Scream" I Won!   I Won!"
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car park, Yelling "Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!"
8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One of You Go." 
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the chemist, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

And finally

10. Keep following this Blogger.

Just saying

A customer service broadcast.

Onshore wind. Where is it?

bent wind turbine

The Department of Energy and Climate Change (DECC) has released figures which show a six per cent drop in the amount of electricity produced by Britain's onshore wind farms.

The department blames a drop in wind, revealing that 2010 was the calmest year this century, with onshore wind producing only 1.9 per cent of all electricity in 2010, compared with two per cent the year before.

Will they become in time to be known as “Huhne’s Follies”. When in 15 years or so, they are standing idle,  like dead Martian machines as depicted in The war of the Worlds, and our children will weep over the desecration of our once beautiful land.

Still, there will be enough of them to hang every green ecoloon from one each. They’ll have some use after all.

Am I being too harsh?