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Friday 30 September 2011

Woman

Just thoughts of an old marine engineer in these troubling times.  reassurance.

 

woman on beach

 

Woman is a man's best friend.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels that he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

 

wonder woman

 

No wait...... sorry...... I'm thinking of beer. Bugger.

 

beer

 

Its beer that does all that.

Sorry.

Alternative computer repair

You don’t even need a screwdriver.

Much loved by those of the green persuasion

Text message

Another one of those pesky text messages.

Records passed to us show you are entitled to a refund of approximately £2370 in compensation from the mis-selling of PPI on your credit card or Loan. Reply PPI.

My erudite reply, bearing in mind that the keys, P & I seem to be broken on my phone, was………..

 

 

finger

 

 

B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S