My father of the bride speech.
Tomorrow God (or enter deity of your choice) willing I’ll be giving away my eldest daughter. I managed to palm the other one off on to a gullible fool a couple of years ago.
Luckily my son is down for the wedding and has proof read the drivel I wrote. Now, it is well spelt drivel.
Everything is now arranged and hopefully paid for, and with any luck the day will be a success.
PS. I now have most of the world’s supply of umbrellas.
