I occasionally pop over to the website of the Grumpy old Sod. There is always something over there to have a good chortle, seeth, cry at,etc.
Now he has made a list of 500 things you can't do anymore.
Have a look
It makes you despair but written in such a way as to stop you slitting your wrists
I particularly liked this one:
141. You can't refuse entry to your house to someone who wants to enforce the Ottawa Convention on Landmines.
