This vid below really shows that Cameroon really is the heir to Blair.
Very Tongue in cheek. Especially the cheek.
Oh and by the way, try and spot the wide mouthed frog.
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
Neglect us at your peril
Don't forget we are 22% of the population
If you want to ignore us so be it. Just don't expect me to vote for you.
Nursery Rhymes won't die out if we keep them updated.
The future of nursery rhyme
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring
Of course...it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread..
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry..
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them to cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun..
Jill, the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Alright the rhyming is crap. But this is what will happen if you vote labour in again. You've been warned
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