Burger anyone?

I’m sorry, but I couldn’t resist the following.

Reading the label on these Tesco burgers.... it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar

New range of burger elsewhere too - my Lidl Pony

Had a burger last night from Tesco's - gave me the trots

Bought some value hamburgers from Tesco last night, put them in the fridge, and they're off....

Despite the recent news, Tesco's say that their beef burger sales remain stable.

I've got no problem with Tesco burgers, it's the quarter pandas that worry me

I was in a Tesco cafe the other day. The waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger. I said £5 each way.

I can't believe this has been allowed to happen. I think it's time someone new took the reins at Tesco.

It's been tough working on the meat counter in Tesco this week....I feel like I'm a flogging a dead horse

Horse meat in Tesco burgers......what's the odds on that

Just been shopping in Tesco got a bottle of Bacardi, bottle of Lambs, and some burgers......so that white rum navy rum and red rum

Had some burgers from Tesco for tea last night.....still got a bit between my teeth

Tesco have launched a new bap to go with their burgers .....thorough bread.

 

And finally.

 

 

 

Politeness.

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly

 

asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his

 

religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time

 

of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music

 

which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched

 

off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab

 

asked him, "What are you doing? "The cabbie answered,

 

"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait

 

for a camel!"