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Thursday 21 April 2011


A  Somali arrives in   London  as a  new immigrant to the  UK  .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........

'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'

The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the  UK  !'

The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand  and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful  Britain !'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from  Russia  , I am not from  Britain  !'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'

She says, 'No, I am  from  Africa  !'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?'

The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'


Nothing else needs to be said.

Didn’t happen.