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Monday 9 July 2012

Dear Diary

 

HELGA'S CRUISE  SHIP DIARY

DEAR DIARY -  DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses,  swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really  exciting.
Our  local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls"  trip.
It  will be my first one, - and I can't  wait!
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw whales and  dolphins.  Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome  man.
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf  balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for  dinner.  Felt honored and had a wonderful time.  He is very  attractive and  attentive.
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 4
Won  $800.00 in the ship's casino.  Captain asked me to have dinner with him  in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and  champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.  Told him  I could not be unfaithful to my  husband.
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to  drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.  Captain saw me, bought  me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming.  Again asked me to  visit his cabin for the night.  Again I declined.  He told me, if I  did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... 

I was  shocked.
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600  lives.
Twice.

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