Sure enough it was from the eldest daughter. Just yesterday we had been trawling around for wedding venues. So I presumed it was about that.
Oh no.
(I won't bore you with the one asking how to bake a potato)
She and her prospective husband have put in an offer for a flat in St Albans. Fair enough you think. Good on them.
However.
I expect the next call will be asking me to help out with the deposit.
What should I do, as a pensioner living near the poverty line. (Ok, not quite).
1. Tell her to F off?
2. Lend her everything she asks for?
3. Haggle?
4. Tell her to walk the streets?
5. Sell her cats?
6. Borrow from a lone shark?
5. None of the above?
Answers on an E card.
