Another film that won't be released.

FOX News reported today that Walt Disney's new film called 'Jet Black,' the African-American version of 'Snow White' has been canceled.  All of the seven (7) dwarfs ”Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing 'Hi Ho' because they say it offends Black prostitutes.  They also say they damn sure have no intention of singing, "It's off to work we go.

I'll be waiting for the knock on the door. Hopefully I've offended someone.

That's Christmas cancelled then.

It would appear that Santa has gone missing.

U.S. INTELLIGENCE has confirmed this evening that Santa Clause was shot down at 16:09 GMT by by Syrian forces while flying inside Syrian airspace, American officials have said.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2012/12/24/santa-shot-down-inside-syrian-airspace/