Just thoughts of an old marine engineer in these troubling times. reassurance.
Woman is a man's best friend.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels that he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait...... sorry...... I'm thinking of beer. Bugger.
Its beer that does all that.
Sorry.
ROFL
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