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Wednesday, 19 December 2012

A prayer for the Christmas period

Being a religious normal person I felt I had to pray for you. Here is my offering. Kneel. (Or fall over in the gutter, if that is your preference).

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Dear drinks cupboard may ye be replenished by the Lord Tesco Home delivery tomorrow.

Forgive those that have trespassed. Namely Mrs FE, The Son and nearly me who have gone to bed tonight absolutely pissed out of our brains.

Hic.

PS. We are all scheduled to die anyway according to to the Mayan calendar. So WTF.

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3 comments:

  1. Ian Hills20 December 2012 at 01:56

    You got the day wrong. The world comes to an end on the 21st.

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  2. John Coles21 December 2012 at 12:45

    Utterly tasteless. Sometimes you're a perfect twat. But then, what can you expect of a clanky?

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  3. The Filthy Engineer21 December 2012 at 18:35

    Hurrah. My first Troll.

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