Family Motto: Spero meliora. (Loosely translated as, "I hope for better things") And if you don't like bad language, then bugger off. Beware. Cookies maybe lurking on this site. I usually post several times a day about differing subjects. Do scroll down
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Saturday, 7 November 2009
Lest we forget. A pittance of time.
Terry was impressed with the store’s leadership role in adopting the Legion’s “two minutes of silence” initiative. He felt that the store’s contribution of educating the public to the importance of remembering was commendable.
When eleven o’clock arrived on that day, an announcement was again made asking for the “two minutes of silence” to commence. All customers, with the exception of a man who was accompanied by his young child, showed their respect.
H/T to Terry Kelly
And bye the way, my ship was featured in one of the scenes.
Thursday, 5 November 2009
To be, or not to be, an Executor
In the last three years I have arranged funerals for my Twin Brother and my Mother. I'm now having to organise the funeral of a favourite uncle. All these are taking their toll on this blogger. More so this one than the others. The son and the daughter in law live some distance away and have asked me to make the arrangements. However the arrangements have to be adjusted to suit both parties, who have differently polarised views as what should be carried out at the service.
One wants me to be a cheap skate and design the order of service myself, the other wants a proffesional printer to be used. The tightrope is narrow, believe me. Still, I'll get there in the end.
The main problem, as highlighted in the headline, is being the Executor of the will. If my uncle had no assets it would be easy. However he was a man of means and had substantial assets. I've just got up off the living room floor, which is the sorting office for the 1000's of documents that I've retrieved from his apartment. Trust funds, share certificates, bank accounts, you name it.
Oh well, I suppose I'll get there in the end, but I could do without this. Exscuse the profanity, but I just want to fucking enjoy retirement in peace.
Moral of this derranged missive: If someone asks you to be their executor.Tell them to fuck off.
PS Thankyou for your kind words Mummy longlegs
A short interlude
Monday, 2 November 2009
Mugged during torture
Went to the dentist last week and submitted myself to the tender ministrations of the hygienist. (I think they train them in Guantanamo).
Having been out of the country for long periods, I've ended up as a private patient. The cost though is taking the Michael. £125 for an hour's worth of torture is surely not right. Even taking in overheads of say £25 per hour for anaesthetics, rent, rates, etc, how can they justify their charges?
For an average day that would work out at £800 per day, £4000 per week, £192,000 per year.
Does anyone know how to enroll in this well paid torture profession?
guess what? I've got the High Priest, His Holiness the Dentist, tommorow.
Wish me luck. If I do not return here then ....................................
'NOT GUILTY' MOTORISTS FACE COURT COSTS

Drivers acquitted of motoring charges will pay costs under new government scheme
They're really out to screw us any way they can.
The government-inspired change to the current set-up - where drivers get costs refunded if they're innocent - is being implemented to save cash, in spite of fierce opposition from legal and motoring groups who were nominally 'consulted' before the new policy was drawn up.
According to the Ministry of Justice, the age old principle of 'the loser pays' has been costing the government too much money. As a result the new rules make it clear that in future drivers will have to foot the bill for clearing their name. According to The Taxpayers Alliance, that equates to 400,000 people, or one in four of those who challenge a ticket.
Now the Conservative party has joined the last ditch effort to derail the changes, and campaigners are looking for more signatories to a petition on the Number 10 website. We're off to go and sign the petition ourselves, and you can find out more by reading the press release below, that was issued by the Association of Motor Offence Lawyers today.
YOU CAN SIGN THE PETITION HERE
H/T to Pistonheads
Friday, 30 October 2009
Alcohol Focus Scotland.
"Should alcoholic drinks show the calorie content on their packaging?"But the dozy twats have left the original answer from the last poll.

It's here.
Thursday, 29 October 2009
This is Islam?
Quite disturbing, but it's what you can expect from extremist religious fuckwits. kiddy fiddling disguised within a religion.
And no, this is not a hate crime, this is to be found in that fairy tale book called the Koran.
So just Fuck off.
AA Gill to shoot Gordon?
If somebody were to hand the noted primate hunter AA Gill a high-velocity rifle, and say to him "Adrian, you see that slightly simian figure over there, yes, the Prime Minister...", would anyone be horrified when the shot rang out and the creature slumped to the ground?It's a good read
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Don't eat Kerry McCarthy
If she censors my comment then she deserves the title
There must be an end to this Monopoly
MPs are plotting to vote down changes to parliamentary expenses amid growing fury at the proposals from Sir Christopher Kelly.How many employees have the opportunity to tell their boss, that they are not going to take any notice, of their company's expenses policy?
MPs argue that their right to claim mortgage interest on their second homes is enshrined in legislation passed in 1985. They say that fresh legislation is needed to overturn the current rules, which which would have to be debated in the Commons and then voted on — presenting an opportunity to throw out Sir Christopher’s proposals.I agree with the next paragraph , as it would only attract those who have no interest in getting onto the gravy train and might attract people of integrity. it worked in the past. I quote:
“We are in danger of creating a Parliament either of the very rich or those who think it’s a vocation."Who do they think they are?
From the Times