It’s past the watershed so I’ll pose you a question
This photo is absolutely incredible... it should be a poster for what not to do.
But can you tell what's wrong with it?
Yep, guess you spotted it, too.
Never, never try to Prop-Start an aircraft without chocking the wheels!
I am sure that caught your eye right away like it did mine..
I asked a friend's daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both her parents, Labour supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the Labour Party!"
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her.
I continued, "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, sweep my drive and I'll pay you £25.”
“Then I'll take you over to the shop where the homeless guy sits outside. You can give him the £25 to use toward food."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him the £25?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me...........
I noticed a slight shift last night in the Beeb’s weather presentation.
Now they call it “Tonight’s Report”. They used to call it “Tonight’s Forecast”.
Why the change? Is it because they’ve realised they’re not very good Shite at the forecasting bit?
Snow is falling.
But wait, it can’t be. This is the warmest year on record.
Ah. I know. It must be super dense second hand smoke, if ASH is to be believed.
Please tell this thicko what it really is. I am confused.com.
*I promise to post decent stuff tommorrow*
But I’m not holding my breath.
A police riot squad officer who escaped prosecution over Ian Tomlinson's death during the G20 protests has been served with gross misconduct allegations.
I posted about this case here. Injustice again.
He will also be accused of using force that "was not necessary, proportionate or reasonable in the circumstances", and the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) is consulting on whether to hold the misconduct hearing in public.
As far as I’m concerned this should most certainly be held in the public view. Maybe it would be a deterrent to the rest of those thugs dressed up in their stab vests and other accoutrements designed to frighten the average citizen on the streets.
They have long forgotten that they are members of the public given extra powers. I’m sure more and more of them think, that they are above the law, that the rest of us have to abide by.
Will justice be done in this case? As I said, I’m not holding my breath.
What do you think?
I just hope that they show that Cameron is the spineless shyster that I consider him to be. I would like to see him squirm on television trying to refute the claims.
Rant over.
Solicitors acting for Julian Lewis, MP for New Forest East, sent a strongly-worded warning to Richard Grant for saying in a published letter that Mr Lewis "got away with it" after claiming expenses which would be "considered unacceptable" by most people.
I personally think that his claims were extravagant. A bloody trouser press FFS.
The MP successfully claimed £119 for a wall-mounted trouser press, £5 for a "sweater tidy" and £2,369.75 for kitchen appliances.
Could he not use an iron like the rest of us?
Oh dearie me
A Missouri man has been arrested after allegedly carrying out a robbery on a petrol station kiosk by getting his female accomplice to flash her breasts at the clerks as a distraction.
Original to say the least.
Laron Pearson, 21, was taken into custody on Tuesday after showing up at the station three weeks after the original crime, when workers called the police to identify him as the same man according to the Kansas City Star.
And I couldn’t help myself in tampering with the charge
Pearson is charged with first-degree
Booberyrobbery.
