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Thursday, 29 July 2010

Another Silly season story.

flip flop

Flip-flops 'injure 200,000 a year' costing the NHS an astonishing £40m.

Give me strength. Have they nothing else to gripe about?

Go on and read the rest of the drivel here. If you can be bothered.

I suppose they'll be another "Fox attacks Child" story come along in a minute.

Oh Noes.

Girl, 13, attacked by fox which ripped open her tent while she camped with friends in garden

I think I'll go and lie down in a darkened room.


  1. Ban flip flops. Ban foxes. Ban tents. Abolish 13 year olds by making children go directly from being 12 to becoming 14, which not only prevents any fox from attacking a 13 year old ever again but has the side effect of increasing their life expectancy to mitigate against all that horrible obesity-ness that's going around these days because they won't go out in the garden.

    I think that's about covered it.

  2. What a crock of shit!! That's what the NHS is there for, to treat accidents. What do they want us to do, mummify ourselves in cotton woll and stay in a padded cell? If they want to save money, they cold start by cleaning their fucking hospitals and reducing the spread of infections. (I live in my flip flops and I've never suffered an injury. If you can't walk in them without tripping over, you're a retard and should probably be in a wheelchair. End of.)


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