An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. . . .
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, . . "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
Apparently "Remain calm and stay on the line“, was not considered to be an appropriate response.............!
Almost.
I've been laid low by some virus that thinks it should emulate Ebola. That's the good bit.
In the meantime my desktop decided to fry the hard drive and ended up with the blue screen of death.
However the worst part of the story is that I've now got to get to grips on my new desktop, with, wait for it, Windows 8.1.
Why does a company that has produced a reasonable product in windows 7, decide to throw the whole lot in the air and produce something that is really not fit for purpose?
hopefully I might have a decent post or two up in the next few days
UKIP's five weirdest policies according to the Mirror.
And you’ll be pleased that they have a poll at the end. Below is a screenshot of the results so far.
Do go and vote. You know it makes sense.
PS. I know it’s cheating but if you delete cookies in your browser you can vote more than once. After all, if the nu-puritans can rig the dice why can’t the ordinary people do the same? Fair’s fair.
Yesterday my eldest daughter asked Mrs FE and myself if we would mind looking after her kids for the afternoon.
When we asked why, she replied that she was going out to tea with some friends.
Where I wondered?
Have a guess?
What about that fat old man that climbs down the chimney and sneaks into your bedroom………….? What could he do with that stocking?
I GAVE YOU JUST ONE JOB... ONE BLOODY JOB!!!
Outside line?
Checkmate.
Corny old one.
I know their is a data protection act, but…..
Arse about face
Something about those planning regulations?
Oh go fork yourself
Handy
Superbat
Speaks for itself
Very pointed
The kids can see you coming
Just for foreign cyclists
??????????????????
I’m not even going to bother
Carpet cleaner?
Doh!
Just to ensure you have a pile of crap. Or to blame you wife for a wet toilet floor.
The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic tasks.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
“VOTE FOR ALEC SALMOND”
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!
Hopefully no Scots were offended by this post.
A couple of days ago there was an article in the left leaning Newspaper, The daily Mirror. This was an article by Yvette Cooper and titled:
I patiently read the drivel she spouted and finally at the bottom of the article there was a poll. The simple question being “Are you considering voting for UKIP? With just a straight Yes or No.
So I clicked on yes to see what would happen. The result is below.
Maybe only three people voted, but I would have expected the opposite from a left leaning paper.
