Tuesday, 8 January 2013
Monday, 7 January 2013
Hits the nail on the head.
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question Do you have anyone dependant on you?
The man wrote:- "2.1 million illegal immigrants and counting, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 649 self serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?".
Saturday, 5 January 2013
Thursday, 3 January 2013
I’m a champion. Apparently.
I received this heap of garbage in my E Mail this morning.
Dear Drink Wise online subscriber, (Ed: Never in a million years would I think of such a thing.)
2013 is set to be an important year setting the direction of alcohol policy nationally for many years to come.
As one of Drink Wise’s online subscribers and Alcohol Champions* we would like to hear some of your views through this very short online survey (no more than 2 minutes long!).
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/YSR3Y7H
We look forward to your response.
The Drink Wise Team
Drink Wise
4th Floor, Dale House, 35 Dale Street, Manchester M1 2HF
T: 0161 233 7512
Well I gave them my response to their short questionnaire. They really shouldn’t include a box marked “Other”. Here’s the first page of the survey.
Which aspects of alcohol policy interest you? (you can tick as many answers that apply)
Tackling underage alcohol sales
I’m off two top my glass up with at least half of my so called ration of units.
* First I’ve heard of it.
Wednesday, 2 January 2013
Billy No Mates
So the Anti smokers thought they would be able to populate pubs full of non smokers?
Didn’t see that coming did they?
Mind you where I live we all buy our drink from the Supermarket (Cos it’s cheaper) and drink in each other’s homes in comfort, enjoying each other’s company.
Tuesday, 1 January 2013
Goodbye 2012
Just a few odd posts from last years blog in case you're bored.
January
Won't somebody think of the Cheeeeldren!
February
March
Here's where I tried my hand at trolling on Desmogblog
April
May
Here I have a rant about politicians
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
I try my hand at decent blogging this year. (Snort)
Monday, 31 December 2012
2013
Happy new year from the FE. I hope you and your’s have a prosperous and happy year.
Raise your glass and…………………
*HIC*
Saturday, 29 December 2012
Thursday, 27 December 2012
The momentous event for my family this year.
The man in question in the Daily mail article below is my Son in law.
'He's the best present I've ever received': Man given 5% chance of becoming a father after battling testicular cancer twice celebrates his son's first Christmas
- Huw Allanson, 26, lost a testicle and had several gruelling rounds of chemo after being diagnosed
- Told he and fiance Lizi had just 5% chance of conceiving naturally due to poor quality sperm
- But just a week before starting IVF, realised they had conceived naturally
- Baby Ryan was born in April this year
The full article is HERE if you want to have a read. It was momentous news to all of us in TFE household.
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