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All I did was click on a link to a site I’ve never been to before.

Could we please leave?

I would like to think that the Twat Cameron would have the balls to use the prisoner voting issue to stand up to the EU. I bet that he caves in. Anyone going to bet against me?

Thought not.

Oh Dear. Butter won’t melt in your mouth

H/T to Theo Spark for this.

Please be true

Governments, investors and even the World Bank are rushing for the exits in the Great Escape from the green energy bubble.

Solar energy appears to be the worst affected sector so far. Dow Jones reports on a startling U-turn by Britain’s ultra-green government has caught investors off guard and shock waves across the markets will likely precipitate the further rush from green energy projects to shale gas.

The UK’s Department of Energy and Climate Change made the shock announcement as it revealed a comprehensive review of its Feed-in Tariff (FIT) program. Indications from data provider, Prequin are that over $1bn in earmarked funds may be lost as Britain now promises it will only hold tariffs until April 2012.

The article is by John O’Sullivan. Do go and read the whole post.

You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

It would seem that you can’t do anything these days that will not get the Righteous screaming with indignation.

Speaking at the parish council's meeting on Tuesday, chairman councillor Mark Rolle said he had been offended by the slur on the sign.

"The realms of decency were overstepped – we could be branded a village of bigots."

and

Councillor Paul Boyes agreed and said: "I personally find it offensive. I think it is our duty to say something."

and more

But Councillor Angela Trend disagreed and said: "I found it offensive. Some people aren't confident enough to go in and make a stand."

And of course the plod were involved. Natch.

A spokesman for Hampshire Constabulary said police had "spoken with the hotel's management about the issues."

What was the offence, you ask? Remember the Christian couple who were castigated for turning away a gay couple? This is the exact opposite. It shows that we have a class of person that is professionally offended.

What was the offence?

Police investigated a village hotel owner for erecting a "Poofters welcome here" sign, in reference to a recent court ruling that B&Bs are obliged to accept homosexual customers.

Well Done Brillo

Brillo tears John Hirst to shreds on the Daily Politics show.

 

Insufferable twat.

Luck of the Irish

 An attractive blonde from Dublin, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' 

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'MORAL OF THE STORY -Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.

I think we’ve already got this game somewhere.

A Ukrainian company is offering a board game where players are meant to bribe voters and make money through hyped sensations in order to get the most seats in parliament for his political party……………..

Re-election

It was put back in a cupboard somewhere in Westminster in May.

I don’t believe it.

This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays,
listing some of the guests' complaints during the season.

 

• "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

• "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

• "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

• "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

• A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

• A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

• "The beach was too sandy."

• "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

• A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

• "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

• "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

• "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

• "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

• "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

• "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

• "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

• "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

• "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

• "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." 

And lastly:

• "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

It makes you ashamed to be British.

Do I get air miles?

Now I know London is a pain to get from, by car. But did my bank really need to send my statement by air mail?

Does the Postgirl fly a helicopter now?

Oh No. I see it’s second class. Carrier pigeon maybe?