Aaaw

Oil on the beach again

Caution: Contains bare flesh

Ciggy Busters the movie is back

If you don’t know the context read my previous post here.

 

 

Why Beer is good for you

All these famous people can’t be wrong

BEER  - The source of life

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. 
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
                                Lyndon B. Johnson
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
                                Paul Horning
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."
                                H. L.. Mencken
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When we drink, we get drunk.

When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
                                George Bernard Shaw
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
                                Benjamin Franklin
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,

but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
                                Dave Barry
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Remember "I" before "E," except in
Budweiser.
                                Professor Irwin Corey
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group  -Salvation in a can!
                                Leo Durocher
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. 

Then I look into the glass and think about the
workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.

If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work

and their dreams would be shattered.

I think, It is better to drink this beer and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
                                Babe Ruth
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
                                W. C. Fields
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The attack on smokers begins in earnest.

So now a school is teaching children that is right to attack smokers by stealing their cigarettes.

I’m afraid to say that it happened in my own county of Kent.

The sixth formers from The Hundred of Hoo Comprehensive School are taking direct action against smokers on high streets around the area, to produce material for a short anti-smoking film.

The instigator of this disgusting idea was Film director Margherita Gramegna - the artist in residence at the school.

Her reasoning,

“The final idea was to go out and literally ambush smokers and take their cigarettes off them. The adverts don’t work, so we are going to make you stop smoking.”

Well let me tell you this. If they’d  tried it on me I would probably be in jail now for assault.

See the whole disgusting episode below. Or not, as they have now removed the video.

 

Hitler would be so proud.
If you wish to write to her the address is margheritagramegna@yahoo.co.uk

I don’t believe it.

 

As my one reader will note I’m somewhat of a skeptic/denier (insert ad Hominem attack here), when it comes to man made Global warming.

For those who would disagree, I give you a little pamphlet for you to read. Then have a think whether you have been conned or not. Make up your own mind.

The Skeptics Handbook 11.

Will they, won’t they.

 

An article hidden away in The Daily Mail (I’m sorry), caught my eye today. John Bolton, the former U.S. ambassador to the UN has brought up a subject that has slipped from public view. In his article he considers that Israel has only three days in which to launch an attack on the Iranian reactor at Bushehr. The reason being that the reactor will be loaded with nuclear fuel on Saturday.

The question really is, will Israel mount a pre-emptive strike to prevent Iran being able, in the future to manufacture nuclear weapons? They have done it before.

A little less information please Apple.

What do you think?

Can you think of a suitable caption for the picture below?

 

1. Everyone stands quietly as Susan magically hovers above the mud.

2. God damned hippies...

3. Next event in the 2012 Olympics, black velvet painting skeet-shoot.

4. This is when everyone realized Eve's love of tomato soup had gone too far.

5. There is no spoon.

5. Jesus Powers: ACTIVATE!

6. Hover boobs, the worlds greatest invention.

6. Red bull...gives you wings....

7. THE GUY IN THE BACK IS NOT WEARING PANTS!!!!

8. This is how the villagers find out if you are a witch...

9. "God dammit Criss, you mind freak. I said it's not you it's me!!"

10. "Screw you guys, im flyin home!"

11. To say Becky has a fondness for Buffalo wing sauce is an understatement.

12. Reversed michael jackson surgery in 3,2,1,...

13. In winter the River Curry froze over, making for excellent nipple skating.

14.I will catch the bridal bouquet!

15. I believe I can fly!

16. LEAVE ME ALONEE

17.What if she farted

18. I believe i can fly!!! she can plane under the mood.

In the poo

Ten people were injured, one seriously, after a passenger train collided with a sewage tanker in Suffolk.