Why do computers crash at the worst time?

Or for that matter, why does a paper jam happen in your printer when you're hurrying to catch the last post?

Paul Clarke - Update

There is an update on the Paul Clarke affair over on Constantly Furious's Blog.

Read my original post here. If you wish to be angry about this, please do. Oh and bye the way, contact your MP over this sorry affair.

NEW UPDATE

There maybe something rotten in the state of Denmark.

CF has some interesting points to make.

Also of interest:

25.2 No obstacle should be placed in the way
of a person who wants to surrender firearms
or ammunition to the police. Surrender might
suggest illegal possession. Persons anxious to
dispose of firearms and ammunition should be
allowed to hand them in at a police station,
although disposal through a dealer might also
be considered. Disposal might suggest
unwanted/unusable firearms held on
certificate.

Straight from the Home Office's Firearm Guidance, Page 124

It's still a travesty of justice

Referring to my last post: Another stupidity below.

A man who found a loaded gun linked to a gangland shooting was told by Scotland Yard to carry it across south London to a police station.

What's the difference between the two cases?

In one case a person is told to carry the firearm to the police station even though he was in danger from gang members.

The other case is the ex soldier who voluntarily takes a sawn off shot gun, dumped in his garden, to a police station, and faces five years imprisonment.

Answer: No difference. They are both caused by the incompetance of the Police and the CPS. Oh and the Judge who should have defied the stupidity of this ridiculous law and thrown the case out.

*Must rebudget as I only bought enough piano wire for the politicos*

A Travesty of Justice.

I just thought that I should also publicise this arrant stupidity.

A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for "doing his duty".

Paul Clarke, 27, was found guilty of possessing a firearm at Guildford Crown Court on Tuesday – after finding the gun and handing it personally to police officers on March 20 this year.

What was the offence?

Prosecuting, Brian Stalk, explained to the jury that possession of a firearm was a "strict liability" charge – therefore Mr Clarke's allegedly honest intent was irrelevant.

The country has gone barking mad.

H/T to Surrey Today

Humour

From a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I
had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. *******s.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due
to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use
it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The
dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be
more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now...............

If you liked this, then try here.

DNA database

Well we could all see this coming.

A high-flying city lawyer was fired from her £150,000-a-year job after a 'routine security check' revealed her DNA was held on the national database - over a 'false allegation' made against her.

Treated as a criminal, even though the Police had "insufficient evidence" that she tried to fraudulently obtain a nursery school place.

She said: 'I've gone from working five days a week and being able to spend my weekends with my children to now working seven days just to keep a roof over their heads.'

How many more injustices are we going to see before this replusive piece of legislation is repealed?

H/T to the Mail

Jobsworth alert, Ducky

It's about time this sort of thing stopped.

A mother has been fined £75 for feeding ducks in a park with her toddler son.

Vanessa Kelly had taken 17-month-old Harry on his weekly visit to the to feed ducks when she was approached by a council warden.

The reason being given that it would attract vermin. It certainly did that.

I really am losing the will to live when I read articles like this. Bloody jumped up little Hitler.

Read it for yourself if you don't mind high blood pressure.

Ministers to shelve Internet snooping plans

Ministers have shelved plans to collect details of all text, e-mail and Internet communications until after the general election.

That it was even contemplated in the first place, given labour's disastrous knack of losing data, in recent years beggared belief.

Full article in Yesterday's Times

Please make them stop

As far as I can see from reading this article it doesn't pay you to report anything to the Police anymore.

Mary Cooke, 27, was visited by police after she called 999 to report that she had nearly been run down by a speeding car.

This is what could happen if you do.

Days later, Mrs Cooke received a letter from Staffordshire County Council, warning her of a potential 'referral' for her unborn child. In addition, the council contacted her midwife.

What did she do?

She hadn't finished decorating her hall!

How on earth does it now become a crime? Are we going to have a "decorating officer squad" knocking down our doors for the crime of the wrong colour offense, or the "plumb squad" arresting us for the offence of Showering too long, liable to drain the water pipes"

I give up. What the hell has happened to this country?

Home sweet home

Mr & Mrs FE had the whole brood down last night for the local fireworks display. It was a superb night and everyone drank too much. As much as I love my kids, I'm rather pleased to reclaim my armchair. Kids are for Christmas, not for life.

PS. Drinking a medicinal single malt to recover.