We need a new TV channel

"Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been told to apologise in the House of Commons for breaching expenses rules."

I don't think it's enough to just apologise to the house of commons. I think they all need to apologise to the entire country on national TV. Maybe an award for the best grovelling exscuse.

Come on Murdoch. Give us a channel. (You'd never get the BBC to do it).

I suggest that it is called "Trough Factor", or "Strictly Apologising".

Make it a pay to view channel. They pay, for us to view. (And NO, Jacqi, you can't claim it on expenses)

Oooh what a big one

A house of Chavs and chavettes have just had their 62" TV impounded after complaints about excessive noise. Why on earth does anyone need that size of TV? If they had a mansion, then maybe, but in a two up,two down terraced house. Oh and by the way it was all for the sake of the chillun.


It makes you sick, no wonder they're both partially deaf.

It's probably the TV that caused the deafness in the first case.