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Friday 31 August 2012

Shopping misunderstanding

There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning. When I was ready to pay  for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
 
Making a mental note to complain to my MP about Security running
amok, I did just as she had instructed.
 
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that  she was referring to my credit card.
 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

Mind you, it’s better than this.

 

finger

 

 

obese

6 comments:

  1. I'm so glad that picture was taken from behind

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  2. You should really see some of the other pictures I could have used.

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  3. After tunneling out of blighty only to eventually resurface in Westerna Canada I can confirm sights like these to be all too common. The Beared Cowboy in the cocktail dress last thursday week was rather distracting though.

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  4. Somewhere to park your bike...

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  5. Gravity, assisting an inverted taper-shape.

    Superglue or braces are the only chances of modesty-retention on a figure like that.

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