There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my MP about Security running
amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Mind you, it’s better than this.
I'm so glad that picture was taken from behind
ReplyDeleteYou should really see some of the other pictures I could have used.
ReplyDeleteAfter tunneling out of blighty only to eventually resurface in Westerna Canada I can confirm sights like these to be all too common. The Beared Cowboy in the cocktail dress last thursday week was rather distracting though.
ReplyDeleteYou must live in Abbortsford, right?
DeleteSomewhere to park your bike...
ReplyDeleteGravity, assisting an inverted taper-shape.
ReplyDeleteSuperglue or braces are the only chances of modesty-retention on a figure like that.