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Saturday 13 August 2011

THE LOOTERS PRAYER:

THE LOOTERS PRAYER:


Our father, who art in prison,
Even my mum knows not his name,
Thy Chavdom come, 
Thy will be done in Manchester
As it is in London,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not to employment,
But deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Chavdom,
The Burberry & the Bacardi,
Forever and ever.

Innit

4 comments:

  1. Fabulous - there's another tea-covered keyboard!


    (but ASBOs not ASBO's please)

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  2. Clearly a prayer written for the opening of the Labour Party conference

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  3. Probably originally penned by that all-round waste of oxygen Harman ..

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