THE LOOTERS PRAYER:
Our father, who art in prison,
Even my mum knows not his name,
Thy Chavdom come,
Thy will be done in Manchester
As it is in London,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not to employment,
But deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Chavdom,
The Burberry & the Bacardi,
Forever and ever.
Innit
They had seen the images from London and Birmingham and wanted to bring a bit of rioting and looting to their own little corner of a West’s market town.
With their hoods up and with bricks in hand, they had arranged to meet on Facebook and selected their target – the Tesco Express store in the centre of Calne, Wiltshire.
Looks good so far.
But things didn’t really go according to plan for the Calne Five, who hadn’t exactly done their homework before setting off for a night of rioting, mayhem and looting.
For a start, they perhaps failed to realise that the looters of London were smashing shop windows because shops were closed so they could get inside to steal their goods.
It gets funnier by the minute
But if the shop is still open, like the Tesco Express in Calne was at the time on Tuesday night, they could easily have simply walked in through the open door.
But, with the two frightened staff inside quickly calling the police, the five set about trying to smash the huge pane of thickened glass that makes up much of the shopfront with their bricks and sticks.
It cracked, but did not shatter. In the end, with the door to the shop opening and closing just feet away as bemused customers came and went, the five ran off as the police arrived.
The full story is here.
I think I’ve wet myself.
Yesterday I posted about an 89 year old man, called Aaron who had his barber shop destroyed by the looters.
It would seem that he’s not the only one who’s livelihood has been destroyed.
So if you feel you can donate a smidgeon more please pop over HERE.
Not a pretty sight is it?
Waitin my turn
Criminal
Downing Loot
Left foot – Red
What’s that Sooty?
My little looter
Miao Miao
????????????????
Dirty Harry
Tena man
More HERE
Hope you enjoyed this foolery.
A public service broadcast by the Filthy engineer
If you think they are deserving of help in finding the looters of London, then you might like to visit this website
Bearing in mind there could be the odd innocent shopper amongst the pics.
