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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Sex insurance

THE correct insurance companies for sex ........

SEX with your wife -Legal & General 
SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union 
SEX on the telephone- Direct line
SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy 
SEX in a hurry- Insure & go
SEX with your boyfriend -Standard Life
SEX with a transvestite- Confused. com
SEX with someone different - Go compare. com 
SEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat. com
SEX with a fat bird - More Than 
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's wheels
SEX with an o.a.p- Saga
SEX with a posh bird - Privilege .com 
SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

Anymore, Anyone?


  1. Sex with a condom - Prudential?

  2. Sex with an Intern - Churchill.

  3. Speaking as someone who constantly worries about the expiry date on a pack of 3... imagine the humiliation of renewing your policy, claiming full NCD!

  4. Captain Haddock12 July 2011 at 17:49

    Sex with a six-fingered mong .. Norwich Union

  5. Sex with a really fat bird - Elephant.

    Sex with a Page 3 girl - Sun Life.

    Sex with someone who has premature ejaculation - Swiftcover.

  6. Quickie with a yank - American Express


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