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Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Ban ban ban.

It’s all we ever hear these days.

The latest stupid, idiotic idea is…………………..

A health minister has suggested banning cars from streets on Sundays to revive outside play for children and tackle obesity.

Public health minister Anne Milton proposed road closures to get youngsters off their computers and enjoying sport and other physical activities.

What is it with these people? And where did she get this idea from?

"On Sundays they close certain streets in Colombia so that everybody can play in them. That is an outstanding idea".

FFS Columbia. They probably shut the streets to get their “product” to the drug boats quicker.


  1. Fuck me, it really is NuLabour with fucking blue rosettes, isn't it?

  2. I don't why I bother to vote if we are getting more of the same.

  3. Clever idea - make children familiar with the idea of playing in the road. Perhaps we should try it on MPs first.

  4. Captain Haddock4 May 2011 at 18:36

    Maybe if Politicians put their collective single brain cells together & created legislation which permitted Judges to jail all paedophiles for indefinite periods .. parents might feel it safe to allow their children to play outside again, as they did in years gone by ..

    Instead, they choose to apply their limited cerebral powers to scamming joe public for every penny they can .. or coming up with totally cuntish ideas ..

    Or am I just oversimplyfing things ?

  5. It's their knee jerk reaction to any problem. Ban it for the sake of the Cheeeeldren.

  6. When I'm Dictator, I'm going to ban politicians. Or maybe hang them would be better.

  7. Captain Haddock4 May 2011 at 21:32

    Hanging's too good for 'em FE ..

    I rather like the idea of strapping them across the muzzles of the field guns, used by the Royal Horse Artillery .. then salutes (using live ammo) fired on State Occasions would become very "interesting" ..

  8. @Captain Haddock

    Works for me.

    We'll just have to make sure the fall of shit, I mean shot, doesn't hurt anyone.


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