And before you harp about the watershed. There is no watershed on this blog.
The teacher say's; Ok class, I'd like you to tell me what you really need at home.
Suzie say's; We really need a new computer.
The teacher say's; Yes, that would be useful.
Wendy say's; We really need a new car.
The teacher say's; Yes, that would be useful too.
Little Johnny say's; We don't need anything !
The teacher say's; Oh, come on. Everybody needs something.
Little Johnny say's; No. My Sister came home with a Muslim yesterday,and my Dad said;
Well, that's all we fucking need !!!!
Good joke.
ReplyDeleteBTW, are you a Greengrocer?
I recently got invited to a party and was told to "dress to kill"..
ReplyDeleteApparently a turban, beard and an explosive vest wasn't quite what they had in mind ..
What's the difference between an Islamic fundamentalist and a married pooftah?
ReplyDeleteOne's got a beard and the other is a muslim.
Try doing these on "Live at the Apollo". Perhaps not, most of the "comedians" on the BBC are still doing Thatcher jokes.
ReplyDeleteSound like a good one for Frankie Boyle.
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