Damn wind power and solar, now’s the time for the big one.
First the shopping list.
*Finds blank fag packet*
Containment vessel. Yup, I’ve got an old hot water tank somewhere.
Pump. Check. Pond pump still works.
Heat exchanger. Check. Remove radiator from wife’s car.
Concrete shielding. B & Q here I come.
Wood for shuttering the concrete. Check. Can use the timber from the garden shed.
Turbine. Ok I’ll use they central heating pump as a turbine generator.
Need secondary circuit pump.
That’s the washing machine out of action. Better tell Mrs F.E that it’s broken and she’ll have to do the washing by hand for a while.
Fuel. Easy. Ebay must have plenty of old watches for sale with luminous radioactive dials.
Pipe. The kids have moved out so I’ll use the central heating pipes from their bedrooms.
Right, can anyone find fault with this specification? Answers please or Kent gets it. Spectacularly.
*Crumples up fag packet. Job done*