UKIP and Immigration in book form.

Man walks into a Book Shop in Tower Hamlets and asks if they have a
book on UKIP.


The shopkeeper says,
“Fuck Off,  Get Out and Don’t come back”


The man says,
“Yes, that’s the one"

Here we go again.

Not content with plain packaging and the display ban, the latest illiberal, nanny statist idea, is to ban smoking in cars with children.

Drivers in England will be banned from smoking in their cars if they are carrying children as passengers.The move, which will become law on 1 October, follows a similar ban in Wales and aims to protect young people under 18 from second-hand smoke. Scotland is also considering introducing a ban.Anyone found flouting the law in England could be fined £50.

 Of course this will be unworkable as so many cars these days have tinted rear windows. So the obvious next step will be to ban smoking in ALL cars.

Once they've gained control of how you use this item of private property, they'll continue to the next logical step. Homes.

Firstly they'll prevent those living in council owned housing from smoking indoors. The local authority will come up with the excuse that as owners of the property they have a duty of care to the children in those properties.

Finally there will come the ultimate step of "we can't have two classes of children". Those who are protected and those wicked home owners who are poisoning their cheeeldren. A smoking ban law will be enacted to prevent you smoking in your home that you have bought and paid for.

I suspect that will enable councils to lobby for laws to enable officials to enter your home unannounced to ensure that you are abiding by this unalloyed nonsense.

Even if readers here are non smokers. Be afraid. They'll be after your guilty little pleasure next. The bansturbators pleasure will be you next.

Microsoft. Grhhhhh.

I recently replaced my computer and have spent hours getting rid of crap that came with it.

I can’t get rid of this. It pops up several times when Mrs FE is using Internet Explorer(Spits). The Microsoft help site is quite useless. For a multi billion dollar company that should be a lot better at helping their “CUSTOMERS”, they might as well take the site down.

Any suggestions?

LiblabCon. The movie:Gulf war two.

LibLabCon

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Could there be some truth in it? Of course. They're all lying tow rags.

Feckless yoof?

We consider that we have a high crime rate by youngsters in the UK, don’t we?

Have a read below.

Great statistics for Tortola..... ROAD TOWN, Tortola, VI – “Statistics in the age group ranging from 15-30 years recently revealed that 45% of our young men have been incarcerated, 25% are currently booked for court appearances and the remaining 30% are of good standing and have productively stayed out of trouble,”

Maybe they’ve all ben fighting over my niece, who works out there.

Hi Lisa

Customer service?

Is it or isn't it?

Never mind.

Vote for who?

It might be a very good eye if the three major parties took some time out to woo a proportion of the populace that they seem to ignore.

With another General Election looming, it’s the over 50s who have the real voting power. We are the most politically engaged of all age groups and are the majority of voters in elections. We already control 80% of disposable wealth in the UK and will constitute 50% of the population by the year 2020.

It’s time for us to step forward… the 50+ generation, the age group that Government and big business forgot… now is your chance to engage in our Silversurfers General Election 2015 debate!

Below is a screenshot of voting intentions of the over fifties.

If I was the LibLabCon I would be a tad concerned.

Sunday prayer

Very apt.

I don't think I need to add anything.

Well yes, I think I will.

First it will upset any Feminazis who see the picture. We're not supposed to post pictures that may be attractive to men. (See page three of the sun for details).

Secondly, ASH and other anti-smoking groups will be foaming at the mouth that I'm glamourising smoking. My God, Think of the Cheeeeeeldren.