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Thursday, 12 February 2015

UKIP and Immigration in book form.

Man walks into a Book Shop in Tower Hamlets and asks if they have a
book on UKIP.

The shopkeeper says,
“Fuck Off,  Get Out and Don’t come back”

The man says,
“Yes, that’s the one"


  1. *Interesting - I never knew this! *

    *Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it spells out: *

    *'Fuck off and go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, mutton eating, smelly rag head bastards with you.' *

    *How weird is that??*

  2. Funny how socialist ends up as, "Fuck off you red nosed cunt". Socialism, THE most evil clown.

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  4. If you only go to book shops in foreign parts, then it's a reasonable response...

    There's a lot of UKIP bashing at the moment. The parties on all sides seem to be working on the basis that they can't win by debating the issues so if you can't kick the ball, then it's best to kick the man who's got it.

    Having said that, I thought that was quite a good joke!

  5. Liked the Book title bit; really did!

  6. That went down well in the pub. I was taking a bit of a chance as it's a new pub for me, but hey, it's a pub, not a shisha joint. Later.


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