You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.
Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........
F...ing mosquito!
And you thought this was going to be smutty did you?
Just to start the ball rolling on my behalf. Here is a statement:
Firstly: Scientists aren’t Climatologists.
Secondly: Climatologists aren’t Scientists.
Of course I’m neither. I’m an engineer. Which personally gives me a better balance than either of these two premises.
Scientists come up with theories and climatologists refer to models.
As an engineer I distrust both of them. (I’m being balanced here). As a Marine Engineer I can’t trust either. I deal in fact. If a scientist were to tell me theoretically, that the engine standing next to us, that I was going to start, would give me twice the power, I would tactfully suggest HE presses that start button. (FE would head for his lifeboat).
The same would be if I was told “that models suggest”, I would exit stage left just as quickly.
In my trade, denigrated as we are, I want hard fact not supposition.
Now I’ve got that of my chest, have a read of why a satellite, monitoring solar irradiance is a cause for concern.
And the science is settled? It’s an interesting read.
How can the civilised world condone this sort of religious bigotry?
The answer is that it isn’t a religion, it is a 7th century ideology akin to the beliefs of the Nazis. This is an ideology that brooks no opposition. Anyone that doesn’t agree with this primitive mind-set is fair game to be killed.
And these people expect us to help them. Sheesh!
Today was the day my renewal notice for my car insurance tumbled through the letter box and onto the mat. With bated breath I ripped open the envelope to get to the heart of “What are they going to try and con me into paying this time”?
£33 pounds more to be exact, is the figure. That’s 8% higher than last year. I would consider that figure to be unjustifiable as inflation at the most is 4% (Depending what index you use. RPI or CPI). and my car’s value has depreciated since last year.
So quick as a flash I logged into a price comparison website to see what insurance there was available for my trusty vehicle.
The only trouble with those sites is minutiae of detail they need for some reason. Why for instance do they need to know whether I’m married, homeowner, have children, or the names of my cats. (Alright I made the last one up).
Any way the upshot of all this bollocks was that eventually I found a policy that matched my needs. And of course it was lower than the quoted new premium by my present insurer. 11.5% less to be nearly exact. That’s less than I’m paying now.
Oh and do read the back of the renewal notice. My present insurer had quietly added into the policy that they were increasing the excess by a whopping £300.
I was nearly caught out a couple of years ago when the insurance company renewal notice gave me the renewal cost in bold on the front, but had hidden on the back the insurance tax and VAT.
Received this morning
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I’m delighted that someone would want to read the rubbish I write on farcebook.
Think of this guy if you're having a "bad day".
There I was, just flying along, enjoying the flight At 20,000 Ft., Minding my own business,_____
And what's so cool is they actually pay me to do this!
Hmmm... What's that strange sound? Something feels different!
Hey, why am I looking up?
Whoa here......... What the .......?? Controls aren't working.
Time for a mirror check... Hey, where's the rest of my F-15?
Uh oh, it's over there... I think I've got a definite 'Aw,
sh*t' going on here.
I gotta wonder, am I the first guy to ever experience a
'cockpit-airframe separation anxiety attack'??
OK, now it's my turn. I'm gonna be gone - soon as I find
that frickin' lower handle.
I’m gone !!!!!!
This 'incident' caused the USAF to ground its fleet of F-15's.
How about the guy who took these pictures? Just when it looks
like it's going to be just another 'average day at the office'..!
What caused the mid air break up?
The main "longeron" (stringer) behind the cockpit failed due
to corrosion.
Talk about being in the right place at the right time
(the photographer)...or the wrong place at the wrong
time (the pilot).....For sale, one Air Force flight suit; slightly soiled!
