I’m not going back over there

DeSmogblog that is.

For the uninformed, the site is a home for rabid global warmists and greenies. All they seem to be able to do is shout down anyone who asks an innocent question. I wrote a very innocuous post querying in my profession as an engineer, why I thought models were not always all they’re made out to be in the real world outside academe. I basically stated that as a marine engineer, I need input A to end up as output B. If it comes out Z in real life I would most likely have to resort to swimming. I ended my post with the simple question. “Can we have real science back”.

Oh dear. They really do play the man and not the ball over there.

Oh and they deleted my post.

*scweems and stamps feet*

Is this your child?

 

She’s not mine. I do think that euthanasia is a slightly extreme remedy for her malaise though. Oh well, when in America…………………

It’s going to be cold again

From the Metro

Snow on its way to Britain again as temperatures set to plunge to -5C

Forecasters have predicted a ten-day cold snap will grip Britain from Sunday with temperatures dropping to -5C and the chance of more snow.

The Weather Channel said a ‘giant temperature swing’ would arrive at the weekend, bringing snow in the Pennines and blizzards in Scotland.

Monday could see snow in Yorkshire and Lancashire and there would be a risk of widespread snow across eastern England from Tuesday.

Of course I couldn’t help  commenting.

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Apparently it’s……………

Blogger Appreciation Day!

It figures that a holiday for Bloggers would fall on a date which only exists every four years, Conservative Bloggers are the Chopped Liver of the Right after all. According to Moe Lane and Granite Grok, Blogger’s Appreciation Day is about recognizing your favorite bloggers and can be celebrated by telling them that you appreciate their hard work, and also by hitting their tip jars. Legend has it that Hitting a Blogger’s Tip Jar on Blogger Appreciation Day not only brightens that Blogger’s day and helps them to keep doing what they do, but it also brings good fortune to the Tip Jar Hitter. Of course it is always good karma to Hit  a Blogger’s Tip Jar, but today is an extra special day for that sort of thing, a day so special that there will not be another day like it for four more years.

Well I never.knew that. Mind you I haven’t got a tip jar, as this is a public service web site, serving the people selflessly.

I musthaveoneofthese.

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A likely story

That Greek bailout

This is more like the truth.

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Sorry about the quality

School

Reminds me of when I was young.

*No snarky comments from the back please.

Saturday stupidity

 

Wife:         'What are you doing?'

Husband:     Nothing.

Wife:         'Nothing . . . ?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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Wife :       'Do you want dinner?' 

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife:       'Yes or no.' 

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Stress Reliever

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son:      'Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 

Mom:   'Well, you have done the right thing.' 

Son:      'But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap.' 

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A newly married man asked his wife : 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly : 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'

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Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied,'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week,Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'