A man and his wife live in a house and the wife gets up early to drive to her daughters house to babysit. The man gets up at the same time , as he has to let the builders in.
Five minutes after the wife has left, the man's phone rings.
Here is the conversation that followed:
Woman: I'm at the garage.
Man: I take it that you're getting the paper then?
Woman: No, no. I've a problem filling the car with petrol.
Man: Oh. You have to open the fuel filler lid using the little lever just above and to the right of the footwell.
Woman: No, I've done that. I've got the fuel nozzle in the tank, but when i press the lever I just get a click.
Man (Giggling hysterically): I think that's because the tank is full. I filled it to the brim yesterday afternoon.
Surely it's not that difficult to look at the fuel gauge before you drive off.