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Monday 11 August 2014

Why?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

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Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

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EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Let me know the answers- TFE

9 comments:

  1. Because diet coke IS nicer

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  2. Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

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    1. Well, there is; "fetch the Roger's, will you darling?". Though I'm sure that I'm being silly, sorry.

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  3. Why do cats always walk around trees anti-clockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere?

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  4. Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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  5. If girls are really made of sugar and spice, and all things nice, why do they smell of tuna?

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  6. How does the man who drives the snow-plough get to work?

    Why is monosyllabic such a big word?

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