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Hi FE
ReplyDeleteAs there's no e-mail contact address, I couldn't sent it to you, so will share with your readers:-
An old retired sea captain puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times’ sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
Soon he's going at it as well as he can for a guy his age but, needing some reassurance, he asks "how am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back!"