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Friday, 7 June 2013

If Life Was Maths

 

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I’m drinking some 100% at this moment.

3 comments:

  1. In the work environment, yes, as you say

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 98%, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 96%

    and,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 100%

    But B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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  2. OH! Joe Public beat me to it! Well Done.

    Daedalus

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  3. Nicked the pick and posted on social network with acknowledgment and link back here. Funny as......

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