I seem to be getting the shitty end of the stick at the moment.
Three weeks ago I succumbed to a bout of Norovirus.
Ten days ago I came down with a bad bout of the flue. I’m just recovering now.
Two days ago I buggered my back. I keep moving around the house muttering Ouch Ouch.
What else can happen in the run up to Christmas?
Of course I may be saved from any more misery if the end of the world happens next Friday, as supposedly prophesied in the Mayan calendar.
Why are you moving around the house muttering ouch ouch when you could be lying on the sofa, laptop to hand, muttering drink please, food please, hand me my glasses, put the heating up, etc.
ReplyDelete:-)
"bad bout of the flue."
ReplyDeleteI sympathise, some of these chimneys can be rather nasty.
Ouch. You really had better lie still in bed for a while. Wish you better.
ReplyDeleteA bad back - possible warning of the all too common lumbar spinal stenosis in years to come.
ReplyDeleteI speak from experience.
Eat shit and DIE.
ReplyDeleteSBML.
ReplyDeleteIf only.