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Saturday, 20 October 2012

DONATIONS. Give generously.

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."


  1. Parliament was sitting, so SnotGobbler avoids punishment.

  2. One should not mock the aflicted.

    Can I donate 5 litres?

  3. Being of a charitable nature, I will gladly donate a tankful.


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