BANG.
At least 100 officers surrounded Richard Jablonski's home after someone called police to say he had a gun.
Following the siege in January Mr Jablonski was arrested and charged with possessing an imitation firearm with intent to cause fear of violence.
I presume Mr Jablonski is an international terrorist, with an arsenal of machine guns, rocket launchers, and other sundry artillery.
Then again I would be wrong.
But the case against him was dropped after it was accepted the 38-year-old was actually holding a bottle of the household cleaning product during the incident.
It took 100 Officers to ascertain that fact!
Read the full story HERE.
And you have to love some of the comments
The poor bugger must be thanking all the gods he wasn't summarily executed. A bottle of cleaner in the hands of a bloke? Clearly more dangerous than chair legs or plumbing tools.
ReplyDelete"Hey, Jablonski .. come out with your hands up, we've gotcha surrounded" ..
ReplyDelete"Do what mate ? .. I'm Barry Scott and this is Cilit Bang" .. ;)
Or, more likely,
ReplyDelete"Do what mate ? ... I'm Barry Scott and this is Cilit"
*BANG* thud ... running feet ... door smashed in ...
"Dead, Sir."
"Okay, righteous shot suspect is down, I say again, suspect is down. Send the Doc in. "
(;_;)
Does Airwave still have "(TM)"?
Hell, it stripped out all my expressive {crackle} tags. Makes it a lot less readable. Hopefully it still makes sense, though.
ReplyDeleteWV: "ggreekly" - is that "desperately trying to pretend you're not bankrupt?"