I have just been reading an article in The Telegraph about a proposal from manadarins in the Home Office to pay Doctors to quiz patients about their alcohol consumption.
After reading the article, and thinking for myself that it was a stupid idea. my eye drifted down to the comments section. I changed my mind when I read one of the comments.
Come to an arrangement with your GP; admit to being a dipso if he'll share the proceeds of his bonus. If he cuts up rough, threaten to go on the wagon.
Made me smile.