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Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Confucious he not say.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night..

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

7 comments:

  1. Confucius also not say ..

    "Man who go to bed with problem in hand, wake up with solution on chest" ..

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  2. Man who put knob in biscuit tin must be f***ing crackers.

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  3. Man who cooks potatoes and pees in same pot very unhygienic.

    Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

    Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.


    Confucius say too damn much.

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